Tom Brady’s suspension is important to me. It’s not about the integrity of the game, though it is a little bit. It’s not about professional honesty, though it is a little of that too. Mostly, it’s because I’m Colts fan and I’ve always hated the Patriots. It’s stupid, but it’s sports.
Defunding Planned Parenthood is also important to me. Not because they are potentially breaking the law by bringing in a profit from the sale of “fetal tissue” (that’s the official complaint), though that would also tick me off. Not because Planned Parenthood screens for Breast Cancer (latest Planned Parenthood marketing angle), since when is Planned Parenthood all about saving women from breast-cancer? I want Planned Parenthood shoved deep into a bureaucrat’s aluminum file cabinet because Planned Parenthood provides dirty sex-ed classes to teenagers, invites pregnant mothers in for a consultation, persuades these mothers to have their own flesh and blood offspring murdered at the chilly latex-covered hands of a “doctor”, and then sells the tiny body parts of children who were only months away from their first laugh, nearly six months away from cutting their first tooth, and within a year of taking their first step. Anything that gets between the fetus and that fetus’s first smile, first step, first anything deserves a bleak, painful place in hell.
The dictionary definition of a fetus is an unborn human baby older than 8 weeks. Even though a human baby is not a fetus prior to 8 weeks, it is still a human baby. Human babies are adorable. Sometimes they look like little apes when they’re born. Some are born looking like Gollum. But you can’t survive the ordeal of being born without a few temporary scars. The wrinkles fade, and the swelling resides. Chubby cheeks, dainty limbs, eyes full of wonder, and a body that can be cradled in one’s palm.
In the wake of this war of Public Opinion, I wish that all people of good will would ignore this rubbish about the legality of Planned Parenthood’s profits.I also wish the NFL’s suspension of Tom Brady didn’t hinge on the fairness of their procedure. Planned Parenthood is a murderous organization. Tom Brady is a sleazy cheater who should wear a creepy mustache. There is nothing else to say about either issue.
Everything will one day be as it should be.